2009-01-22

Oasis: Truly aggravating

Alleged Oasis attacker faces bumped up charge

The local hero who stormed Oasis' set at last year's Virgin Festival in T.O. will now be charged with aggravated assault. No word if it was the remarkably mediocre Dig Out Your Soul was the final aggravation.

In all seriousness, the guy shouldn't get off too easy... no performer should have to fear assault from the people who've paid good money to see them. But if there was any band who deserves to be slapped around a bit for being utter assholes, it's Oasis.

I say let the two of them duke it out in the ring and put the whole thing on pay-per-view.

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