From the department of very bad ideas

So Little Wayne is putting out a rock album in April. Judging from this first listen, it should be pretty fucking terrible. There's enough awful rock music being made by so-called rock musicians, we don't need the same being made by cartoon rappers.

Speaking of terrible fucking ideas, how about Chris Cornell's forthcoming album, produced by Timbaland and featuring John Mayer, Justin Timberlake and the guy from OneRepublic? This album is going to make Audioslave look like Led Zeppelin. Which they are not.

These two albums are slated to drop within about a month of each other. Maybe the earth will be sucked into a black hole created by the Hadron Collider before that, and save us all the grief, anxiety, clogged radio waves and psychic mindshare.