From Rant in E-Minor:
Bill Hicks is spinning in his fucking grave!
The dark philosopher could never have foreseen the terrors unleashed on us here in the early years of this new century.
You reap what you sow, and big thanks have to go out to everyone who bought a copy of Billy Ray's Some Gave All back in 1992. It was your hard earned dollars you sank into a shiny cassette copy of the nine times platinum album featuring one of the most efficiently evil memes in the history of pop music. AND it was your waning interest in the subsequent years that allowed him more time to raise his daughter, the new generation Tiffany, the demon spawn herself, Miley Cyrus.
Yes, it's all your fault for giving up on poor Billy Ray. If he hadn't experienced such a brutal backlash, he wouldn't have had so much free time to instill those hardcore Christian-capitalist values into his daughter, a little Debbie Gibson wannabe...
It may be too late for little miss Cyrus, but there's still time to prevent Michael Bolton from having kids! The very future of Planet Earth is in our hands!
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