Single gone low low low low low low low low

2008 is off to a grand start with four straight weeks of the rowdy ringtone rap "Low" at the top (or at the lowest position) of North America's cultural compass.

And he's not referring to a freshly baked apple pie cooling on the window sill. No, no, not at all. It's actually Nelly's booty-boppin' clothing line.



As YouTube user QCacd puts it, "c'est dla cris de marde."
And to that, I would respond - "Touché".

And how is it that Finger Eleven remains in the top 10 on the Hot 100 chart? That song is so 2007.